Kanye's Got A Bunch Of Naked, Fake Celebrities In His "Famous" Video And I'm All About It (NSFW)

I’m not sure when people decided to stop photoshopping naked celebrities, because it was huge in the early days of internet porn. You couldn’t look at a nudie website without seeing “Kelly Kapowski” giving a blowjob or “Topanga Lawrence” with her titties out. It was fantastic but somewhere along the way, it’s become a lost art and I don’t understand why. That’s Taylor Swift naked right there. That’s Rihanna naked. That’s Amber Rose naked. I’ve heard that these “people” are everything from sculptures to actors to photoshops, but don’t tell that to my brain. My brain has seen them all naked and he likes what he sees. I don’t need shit to be real in order to get excited about it. Only dorks freak out about that stuff on the internet. There’s nothing worse than the guy who says “FAAAKE” about some viral video, there’s no one who enjoys the guy who says “that couldn’t happen in real life” during a movie, and no one can stand the person who says “those aren’t a bunch of naked celebrities, they’re fake.” Shut the fuck up and let me enjoy the moment, asshole.

Also, I’m pretty sure that’s Ray J next to Kim Kardashian? Kanye is incredibly at terms with that whole “my wife got famous for a sex tape with another guy” situation. I don’t like hearing about my girlfriend’s elementary school crush who she’d hug at recess let alone the dude who the whole world watched cum all over her.